my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had sex on a roof
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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