bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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