As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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