Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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