So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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