8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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