There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
And then the night went full on bisexual.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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