How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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