no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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