Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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