we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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