i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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