Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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