summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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