Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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