I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You can't just leave with hair like that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm always down for nudity.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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