Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
