doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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