Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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