If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
that is very illegal...i love you.
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