so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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