Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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