awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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