I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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