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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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