He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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