You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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