i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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