Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
