Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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