420 ftw
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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