She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
His nipple licking is glorious
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