Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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