You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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