What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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