i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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