Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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