We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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