I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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