Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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