But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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