haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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