Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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