Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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