yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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