I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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