I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i would punch a child for taco bell
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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