I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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