U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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