The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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