i permit you to call me
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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